Frequently Asked Questions
There are no stupid questions. Just stupid dry lips in need of all the moistness.
What is a monthly lip balm subscription anyway?
Monthly Moist is a lip balm subscription that sends you 2 surprise flavored Chapstick®-like lip balms once a month for a flat fee of $8 per month. Or save almost 20% by paying for your lip balm subscription for the whole year upfront. Find out What's in the box?
Two lip balms per month? Isn't that a lot of lip balm?
If you are Chapstick® obsessed, or lip balm obsessed, then the answer is clear. Not at all. Also, if you are anything like us, you lose your lip balm constantly. You leave them in your pants in the washing machine, or head out to work and realize the ultimate FML: I forgot my lip balm at home. So why not have a tube of lip balm at your house, at your work desk, in your purse, in your car, in your private jet (I dunno). Back up lip balm solves every problem that has ever been a problem.
$8 a month? Isn't that a lot for two lip balms per month?
Again, for the lovers of consistently moist, gushing lips of perfection? Not at all. Think of it this way... isn't it worth skipping your Grande whatever-you-order-with-soy-no-foam once a month to afford getting rid of your constantly cracked out lips without having to worry about ever going to the store again? To us—the answer is 100% obvi.
Monthly lip balm subscription. Sounds girlie. That's just for chicks right?
First of all. How dare you? Secondly, men love moist lips. Thirdly, (is thirdly even a word?) if you're in a relationship and do the kissing...you both need to have soft, supple, delicious, moist lips. And if the person in the relationship does not have said smooth lips, they need to either, A.) Get Monthly Moist, or if they refuse, B.) Get kicked to the curb.
Can I customize the flavors in my monthly lip balm subscription?
And ruin the surprise?? Bish, please. At this time, we are embracing the idea of enjoying the surprise of two unique flavors of lip balm in your mailbox per month. Keep things exciting in your life. We asked, and turns out, your lips are curious and like the amazement of new flavors. Don't let your lips down by being basic.
Can I buy this as a gift for someone?
Of course! Though you should also gift yourself with a subscription too.
How do I cancel my lip balm subscription?
Though we would be sad to see you go, and are going to cry ourselves to sleep at night if you do... All you need to do is let us know here, and we'll cancel your subscription.
Gurl, I only eat Kale and no Gluten... Soooo what are the ingredients of your lip balm?
We feel you. Don't worry. Our lip balms are FDA Compliant and PABA free. As far as the ingredients go... listen. We aren't hippies. Our ingredients are pretty much the same as you would find on the big brand named lip balms at the big brand name drug store you're tired of having to drive to for your lip balms purchases. So here's the break down...
Active Ingredients: Oxybenzone 3% (sunscreen), Padimate 0.7% (sunscreen)
Inactive Ingredients: Aloe Baradensis Leaf Extract, BHA, Citric Acid, Theobroma Cacao (Cocoa) Seed Butter, Copernicia Cerifera (Carnauba) Wax, Flavor, Mineral Oil, Paraffin, Petrolatum, Propyl Gallate, Propylene Glycol, Simmondsia Chinensis (Jojoba) Seed Oil, Tocopherol Zea Mays (Corn) Oil (and) Retinyl Palmitate (and) Cholecalciferol.